Let's support more Christian Movies at our movie
theaters. This particular one produced by auther Jerry Jenkins of the Left Behind series.
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ADAM'S RIB
In Sunday School,they were teaching how God created everything,including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent
when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week,his mother noticed him lying down as though
he were ill,and said,'Johnny what is the matter?'Little Johnny responded,'I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have
a wife.'
TWO LITTLE BOY'S A couple had two little boys,
ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured
that if any mischief occurred in their town their two young sons were in some way involved.
The parents were at
their wits end as to what to do about their sons' behavior. The mother had heard that a clergyman in town had been successful
in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to speak with the clergyman.
The husband said, 'We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!' The clergyman agreed
to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually. The 8 year old went to meet with him first. The clergyman sat
the boy down and asked him sternly,'Where is God?'
The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question
in an even sterner tone, 'Where is God?' Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more
and shook his finger in the boy's face, 'WHERE IS GOD?'
At that the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home,
slamming himself in the closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and asked what had happened. The younger brother
replied, 'We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it.'
SHORT N SWEET A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the
old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was
an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed between the pages. 'Momma, look what I found,' the boy called out. 'What have
you got there, dear?' his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: 'I think it's Adam's suit!'
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Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together during church
services. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had enough. 'You're not supposed to talk out loud
in church.' 'Why? Who's going to stop me?' Joel asked. Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, 'See those two men
standing by the door? They're hushers.'
BIBLE TRIVIA
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married? A.Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his
stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. What was the greatest female financier
in the Bible? Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Jehovah drove
Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the
apostles were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to
his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was
especially wealthy? A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
Q. Who is
the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q.
Which Bible character had no parents? A. Joshua, son of Nun.
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SEPTEMBER BIBLE WORD SCRAMBLE
(Answers to August's Word Scramble:
Firepan, Blasphemy, Jerusalem, Vale of Siddim, Kenosis, Parousia)
Unscramble the words below:
1. Beullidm________________ -A word which probably refers to a fragrant gum
resin (Num. 11:70)
2. ityiMrsn________________ - Service in the name of God
3. Raahmuh________________ -A symbolic name
for Israel, meaning “having obtained favor,” given by Hosea to his daughter to show that Israel would be forgiven
after their repentance.(Hos. 2:1)
4. erlueJ________________ -A wilderness in southern
Judah where the prophet Jahaziel predicted Jehoshaphat of Judah would meet the Ammonite and Mobite armies. (2 Chron. 20: 14-16)
5. dahsuTe________________ -The leader of an unsuccessful revolt mentioned by Gamaliel
before the Sanhedrin. Gamaliel probably named this person to discourage premature action that might result in bloodshed. (Acts
5:35-36)
6. nnhHaa________________ The mother of Samuel the prophet. She prayed
earnestly for Samuel to be born. (1 Sam. 1:5-11)
